Skip navigation
CODEPINK
    • ACTION ALERT: CODEPINK Statement on White Supremacist Attack on the Capitol, January 6 2021
    • ACTION ALERT: CODEPINK in the News Round-Up: January 2021
  • Codepink Store
  • Donate
  • Get Involved
  • Act Now
    Action Calendar Action Alerts Follow CODEPINK Volunteer: Be a Peacemaker CODEPINK Store Donate to CODEPINK Recommended Movies Recommended Books
  • Issues & Campaigns
  • Pink Updates (current)
    Last Week at CODEPINK Action Alerts PINK Tank ~ Blog CODEPINK Webinars Press Releases In the News Blogs from Iran Local Peace Economy Daily
  • About
    Founders & Staff What is CODEPINK Jobs and Internships Our Allies CODEPINK Advisory Board Contact Us
  • 50 Iran Experts
  • Tweet
  • Share
  • Email
  • WhatsApp
  1. HOME
  2. ACTION ALERTS

Don’t Go!

Dear Meddling Infidels,

You may have seen the news this weekend that I warned the leaders of other countries not to interfere in the affairs of Saudi Arabia. If I don’t want other world leaders all up in my grill, you can bet I don’t want hear it from the likes of you.

My message is simple: Don’t you dare go to the 2016 Summit on Saudi Arabia being heldMarch 5-6 in Washington, DC.

I know you may have gotten emails from the shrill harpies at CODEPINK saying that my beloved Kingdom has condemned juveniles to death or committed massive human rights violationsor regularly undermines the peace and stability of the region. I’m here to tell you it’s all lies.LIES! And who are you going to trust – Saudi royalty or a bunch of Western hippies?

King-Salman-400x197.jpg
Nothing to worry about!

Besides, your American companies are making a lot of money selling us the weapons we are using to kill Yemenis. And don't tell me you don't like the cheap gas we are selling you, keeping at bay those tricksters who jabber about global warming. So forget anything you’ve heard about re-examining the toxic U.S.-Saudi relationship and listen to me: Stay home. Definitely don’t visit this page to find out more about the summit and how you can attend.

Seriously. Don’t do it.

Sincerely,
King Salman of Saudi Arabia

(not really)

Continue Reading

Reverse the "Terrorist" Designation on the Houthis!

Who is Censoring the Truth?

Cuba sí, Trump no

50 Iran Experts

Show all posts

Be the first to comment


Sign in with

Facebook Twitter


Or sign in with email

    or Create an account


    Create an account

      or Sign in with email
      Please check your e-mail for a link to activate your account.
      CODEPINK - Women for Peace
      seach
      • ACT NOW
      • ACTION CALENDAR
      • ACTION ALERTS
      • FOLLOW CODEPINK
      • VOLUNTEER: BE A PEACEMAKER
      • CODEPINK STORE
      • DONATE TO CODEPINK
      • RECOMMENDED MOVIES
      • RECOMMENDED BOOKS
      • ISSUES & CAMPAIGNS
      • DIVEST FROM THE WAR MACHINE
      • PALESTINE
      • ACCOUNTABILITY: EXPOSING WAR CRIMES
      • IRAN
      • SAUDI ARABIA
      • PRESIDENT FOR PEACE
      • LATIN AMERICA
      • THE PEACE COLLECTIVE
      • THE FEMINIST FOREIGN POLICY PROJECT
      • PINK UPDATES
      • LAST WEEK AT CODEPINK
      • ACTION ALERTS
      • PINK TANK ~ BLOG
      • CODEPINK WEBINARS
      • PRESS RELEASES
      • IN THE NEWS
      • BLOGS FROM IRAN
      • LOCAL PEACE ECONOMY DAILY
      • ABOUT
      • FOUNDERS & STAFF
      • WHAT IS CODEPINK
      • JOBS AND INTERNSHIPS
      • OUR ALLIES
      • CODEPINK ADVISORY BOARD
      • CONTACT US
      • 50 IRAN EXPERTS
      © 2021 CODEPINK | All Rights Reserved | Created by Code Nation on NationBuilder